	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL
Width, in	18.25	20.25	22.00	24.00	26.00	27.75	29.75
Length, in	26.62	28.00	29.37	30.75	31.62	32.50	33.50
Sleeve length from center back, in	16.25	17.75	19.00	20.50	21.75	23.25	24.63
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50

Some homes have open-door policies. This one has boundaries. 😄

This relaxed, garment-dyed unisex tee brings a clean, clever message to the healthy-home movement—with bold typography and the signature DD wave mark for subtle “IYKYK” energy.

The soft, lived-in feel makes it an instant favorite, while the sturdy cotton holds up for real life: school drop-offs, contractor meetings, farmers market runs, or that weekend deep clean you swore you weren’t doing (but here we are). Easy to layer, easy to wear, and quietly iconic for anyone setting standards in their space—fresh air, low-tox living, and peace.

Because “no” is a complete sentence… and so is “take your shoes off.”

Product features

- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)

- Garment-dyed for a lived-in color and texture

- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability

- Tubular (no side seams) construction for cleaner lines and less waste

- Sizes S–4XL available; sewn-in label and 58 color options

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Do not bleach

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: low heat

- Do not dryclean

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